june 2004.
note to friend.
I GOT CALLED BACK TO WORK!!!!
THE DROUGHT IS OVER!!!
I CAN PURCHASE TOILET PAPER,
AND CLEANING PRODUCTS,
AND BREAD,
AND MILK,
AND PULL-UPS,
AND A BIG BOX OF WHITE-MEAT CHICKEN NUGGETS SHAPED LIKE DINOSAURS FOR THE KIDS INSTEAD OF THE CHEAPIE DARK MEAT ONES IN THE SMALL BOX,
AND POPSICLES,
AND THOSE REALLY GOOD ICE CREAM BARS WITH THE LITTLE NUTS ON THEM AND THE CARAMEL INSIDE,
AND THE GOOD KIND OF CAT FOOD,
AND LAUNDRY DETERGENT,
AND MORE THAN ONE KIND OF FRUIT AT A TIME,
AND 38743827 CANS OF CHUNK **NOT FLAKE** TUNA BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TOO CHEAP TO BUY CHUNK BECAUSE FLAKE IS MUCH CHEAPER EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T AS GOOD,
AND EVERYTHING ELSE I'VE TRIED TO SCRIMP ON A LITTLE SINCE I GOT LAID OFF LAST APRIL...
I CAN PURCHASE THESE ITEMS WITH
*~*~*~WILD ABANDON~*~*~*
WATCH ME BUY TUNA WITH WIIIILLLLDDD ABAAAAANDOOOONNNNNNN..........
I CAN PAY MY CABLE/PHONE/INTERNET BILL!!
I CAN PAY MY RENT!!!!!!!
I CAN PAY MY BABYSITTER!!!
I CAN PAY MY GRANDMOTHER BACK!!!
Thursday, March 20, 2008
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